Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Which magical actor is a hit with the ladies but keeps joking that they’re wasting his time as his wand swings the other way? (3am Girls)

When is DanRad going to put his bunny in my bottom hat? That sounded like some Richard Gere shit, but it wasn’t meant to! I swear.

Which musically inclined young celeb has been dubbed – behind his back, of course – “Lip Gloss” because he always puts it on before hitting a red carpet? (Gatecrasher)

The always lovely Zac Efron, right? Lainey better start collecting residuals.

These two A/B list celebrity pals are now all grown up and have both been successful. We hear that back in the day when the two were just getting started, one actor was secretly sleeping with the sister of the other actor. The actor to this day, still doesn’t know! No one associated with Leonardo DiCaprio. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

The Two Coreys?! Ick. Nast. No. My final guess is Vince Vaughn and Jeremy Piven?

This B-/C+ movie actor is married to a B-/B+ television actress. Over the past few months there have been some rumors swirling that their marriage is in trouble. The husband even had to spend several nights away from the family home when his wife kicked him out because she thought he was cheating. This has been a huge shock because everyone has thought they would stay together forever. Not just the public, but their friends and family as well.

Well it turns out that the husband wasn’t cheating at all and that the couple were being played by a D list movie actress (you will never guess her) who is in the husband’s latest movie and a few of her pap friends. The D list actress wanted some publicity and started telling everyone she could think of that she was sleeping with the husband when she wasn’t. Then the paps got into the act by spreading the rumor and it got back to the wife who told the husband to not come home for a few days because even she believed it.

At some point the wife called one of her close friends who is frequently stalked by paps. A few questions were asked and the next thing you know the wife discovers none of it was true and she and the husband make up. The problem is the rumors will not go away and are spreading and multiplying. The only good news is that the D lister has not got the publicity she has wanted. (CDAN)

The married couple is David Arquette and Courtney Cox? The Dlister is Spaghetti Cat?

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