Afternoon Crumbs

July 8, 2009 / Posted by:

When Emma Watson has a chonie flash, a thousand fanboys make their first wet spot – Egotastic!

This headline just dropped my sperm count by 100% (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Hayden Panettiere creeps me out, but the dude behind her checking out her toddler nalgas creeps me out more – Hollywood Tuna

Javier Bardem is eating Penny Cruz’s face. Probably tastes like roasted sardines and goat milk – Popsugar

Is it just me or does Bradley Cooper also give you “I’ll jizz and leave” vibes. Swooon. – Just Jared

George Clooney had dinner with a brunette and she’s not a cocktail waitress/model. DISMAY. – Lainey Gossip

What Jonathan Ross really meant is that parents might want to put their Hannah Montana-loving children up for adoption. And he would be right. – Towleroad

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler driving around in a car. Their jobs are really hard. – Hollywood Rag

Remember the good ole’ days when airlines used to serve this shit?Cityrag

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