Yeah, in my Tylenol PM-induced dreams! But Bravo can be my fairy godgay (Yeah, Bravo is a total homo) if he casts Jocelyn Wildenstein, Rojo Caliente and CoCo as the newest beauties on The Real Housewives of New York City. Apparently, they are currently casting, because some of the original howives are being difficult about money and have yet to sign on for a third season.
E! says that Discountess De LameAss, Leatherbag Bensimon, Bethenny Frankel and that gay dude’s constipated wife are all coming back for more fuckery. But Ramona and Jill both think they are the stars of the show, so they are holding out for more coin. A source claims that’s the reason why Bravo announced that they are looking for more housewives. Basically, they are telling Ramona and Jill that both of their asses can be replaced!
While I agree that paying Jill more than a half-filled box of Red Vines is too much, Ramona is pretty much irreplaceable. If you want authentic raw craziness, you have to pay for it.
If the producers decide to dump Jill, they should know that Jocelyn will work for Wesson injections, Rojo Caliente will work for gift certificates to Big & Tall and CoCo will work for lip gloss (for her other lips).