The End Of Man Bangs

July 7, 2009 / Posted by:

When Zac Efron flips his precious head, glitter will no longer gently float off of his locks. When Chace Crawford runs his fingers through his hair, the unicorns will no longer faint. That’s because they both cut off their twink bangs! As did Jared Leto! Because of this, Gatecrasher thinks it’s the end of an era. Ellen Degeneres, the scissors are in your court.

Pfft. Honestly, this ain’t gonna last. When Zac Efron opens his eyes in the morning and doesn’t see his luscious golden power bottom bangs lying on the pillow, his glazed donut hole probably crumbs a little bit in sadness. Mark my words, Zac’s bangs will be back!

Oh and Tommy Girl shouldn’t go crying in the corner, because man banging is still in. Now and forever. It’s a classic.

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