The Casting Car Wash

July 7, 2009 / Posted by:

The director of Trannyformers, Michael Bay, made Megan Fox audition at his house. This makes sense since his bed is probably more comfortable than a pull-out sofa in his office, but Michael didn’t make Megan audition on a mattress. Instead, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. The Guardian (via Page Six) says that the video is floating around somewhere. Megan doesn’t know where it is and when Michael was asked about it, he said, “Er, I don’t know where it is either.”

If you ever run into Michael Bay, ask to see his “Ferrari.” I’ll bet you the lips off my ass that he’ll pull out his veiny, sun-spotty dick. If he doesn’t, then that means she really washed his car! If that’s the case, I’ll call Megan’s ass and say, “Hi, Megan Fox. This is Steven Spielberg. I’d like to cast you in the sequel to Schindler’s List. If you want the role, please come and clean my apartment from top to bottom.” You know she’ll do it.

Here’s Megan and her slutty mime make-up with Cate Blanchett at the Armani Prive show in Paris today.

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