Current holder of the world’s longest foreskin award.’ – Sandbitch
Well, that’s not going to protect your pockets, but it will continue to protect your virginity. – freebird
Even at age 13, Adrien Brody couldn’t be trusted to dress himself. – DeeDee
i’m going to unhook one side – bitchette
VIA Eat Liver
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