I Need More Proof!

July 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Larry King and CNN thinks they have solved the greatest mystery of the century (next to “What is under Kim Zolciak’s road kill wig?”)! Last night, CNN devoted an entire segment to explaining the ghost of Michael Jackson at Neverland. They claim it was just the shadow of some crew member walking by a light. NO! CNN has to do better than that. How do they explain the spooooky music? Music like that only plays when there’s a ghost around. Maybe it was the shadow of Michael Jackson’s ghost? Ghosts have shadows (just drink the Kool Aid and go with me)!

Personally, I think CNN should investigate further. They should send Miko Brando back to Neverland to find out the real truth! Seriously, Miko Brando needs to be on TV full-time. There aren’t enough hot pieces in Hawaiian shirts on TV.

The truth is, the ghost was probably just Scrappy Doo sitting on Scooby Doo’s shoulders again. You know how those to play.

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