HoHan Got Sued

When HoHan launched her Dirty Sanchez cream Sevin Nyne, she claimed it took her three years to perfect the formula with her business partner Lorit Simon. Well, a bitch in St. Petersburg, FL is calling HoHan a lie-teller and a thief, because she says she’s the one who came up with that shit.

The St. Petersburg Times says that chemist Jennifer Sunday filed a lawsuit against HoHan and Lorit Simon in a Tampa federal court for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices.

Jennifer says she was working on the spray-tan with Lorit Simon back in January, but they couldn’t agree on pricing. Next thing Jennifer knew, Lori was out whoring her creation with HoHan. Jennifer went on to say that the ingredients are exactly the same. Jennifer wants a cut of the profits.

Sevin Nyne launched a couple of months ago and is currently being sold for $35 a pop at Sephora.

Any whore who has ever barfed out pizza grease through their asshole (Alli users, I’m looking at you) can also sue this bitch. Seriously, I tested that crap on my hand once and it looked like butt sex gravy.

I kind of hope this goes to trial, just so we can all witness HoHan’s performance on the stand. You know she’s going to shout, “I found the recipe in my friend’s coke pants!”