Brit Brit is currently touring all through Europe and she took a little time to take her Cheetolings to see the Eiffel Tower in Paris. It’s nice that Brit Brit dressed up for the occasion, but homegirl still looks like your crackhead cousin trying to clean up for a wedding. You know, the cousin who even has a bad case of the sweats in winter time. What I’m trying to say is that Brit Brit looks beautiful as usual.
Yish, Brit Brit is allergic to bras. We know this. Her Slim Jim nipples don’t bother me anymore. I’m used to seeing them. I feel like we know each other. I could tell them my deepest secrets without fear. We’re like family. Shit, I’ve seen Brit Brit’s pokies more than I’ve seen my own nipples. And I think it’s high time that her weave star in a remake of The Swamp Thing. The role it was born to play.
I bet Brit Brit has no idea that she’s wearing a Star of David necklace. She probably just thinks it’s “purdy shiny blue star.”
Anyway, here’s more of Brit Brit and her boys in Paris tonight. I also threw in some pictures of K-WellFed with his girlfriend and the boys earlier today.
In other news, the City of Paris just announced that they are completely out of baguettes….and fries….and pastries….