Afternoon Crumbs

July 7, 2009 / Posted by:

The tagline for all reality shows: “I’m Not Here To Make Friends!” This is the 2009 version – FourFour

I think Hayden Panatroll’s body double was my 35-year-old cousin Chepe in a blonde wig – Egotastic!

Mena Suvari may look like E.T.’s first girlfriend, but she’s still hot – Hollywood Tuna

The cherry trees of DC will make a beautiful backdrop for my wedding to Mah Boo Towleroad

Mimi’s Farrah Fawcett flip at Michael Jackson’s memorial – Just Jared

Zahara is going to be a star – Lainey Gossip

Blake Lively doesn’t work out, she eats pork burritos, blah blah blah… Shut the fuck up! – Popsugar

I’m not sure what’s the bigger mess here, Brit Brit’s boots or her roach nest weave? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

My kind of nunsCityrag

Hayden Panatroll is not worthy of this slut dress – Hollywood Rag

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