The Man In The Tree Stump

July 6, 2009 / Posted by:

The City of Stockton, CA needs to bottle their own water and sell it at bars across the world (preferably one near me), because it’s obviously some potent shit! It’s got hos seeing things with their own eyes! You see, a neighborhood in Stockton believes that the image of Michael Jackson is on that tree stump. They need more people.

The dude who owns the tree said Michael’s image suddenly appeared on the tree stump the day he passed away. That weekend, crowds began to gather around the stump. One neighbor said, “Michael Jackson was an icon to us. To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they’re both about even.

Michael visited Stockton 20 years ago after a school shooting.

Raise your hand if see Michael on that tree stump. If you’re raising your hand, then I’m guessing a bong is in the other. Or your fifth cocktail of the day. I squinted my eyes and even look at this upside down. I still don’t see Michael Jackson! I kind of see an evil bunny rabbit with abnormally long whiskers and no ears, but I don’t see MJ.

Source VIA The Awl

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