Every morning I wake up hoping that there is some kind of news about Janet Wood! My wish was granted today, but unfortunately it’s not good news. TMZ says that Joyce DeWitt had too many of those fizzy delicious drinks with umbrellas in them before getting behind the wheel of a car in El Segundo, CA on July 4th.
Joyce basically held up giant flag with the words “I IZ DRUNKS” written on it when she drove right through a police barricade! Not the brightest thing to do if you’re driving under the influence of the sweet nectar. Bitch pulled a Chrissy Snow!
The po po smelled her drunk bref, gave her a few sobriety tests, arrested her ass for DUI and set her bail for $5,000. Come and knock on her cell door (but only between the hours of 1pm and 5pm Monday through Friday)…. Sorry, it was right there and I had to take it.
UPDATE: I’ve added Joyce’s beautiful mess of a mug shot. I think Janet was trying to recreate Phil Spector’s legendary mug shot. The eyes have it!