For a while there, Jared Leto was looking like a member of the most broke ass Nirvana cover band of all-time. Jared probably got sick of Courtney Love chasing after him while shouting about FRAUD and the evil doers at AMEX, because he finally took a Flowbee to his hair! The return of Jordan Catalano! May our fuck holes unite in song: HALLELUJAHZ!
Is it just me or does Jared’s hair look like the spawn of Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum in certain angles? YES! That’s one way to keep Jon Gosselin from humping your back in a dimly lit bar.
Here’s Jared trolling Malibu the other day with Heidi Montag’s former fake boss Brent Bolthouse. Why do I know this piece of utterly useless information? Weep for me.