Amber Rose Is Looking For Another Sponsor

July 6, 2009 / Posted by:

My MacBook is sending good thoughts to its very distant relative, Kanye’s MacBook Air, because it’s about to go through some serious shit when the CAPS-LOCK poet finds out about this mess. The New York Daily News says that at Diddy’s white party in Beverly Hills on Saturday, Kanye’s on-and-off manpurse holder was caught tongue fucking lady beater Chris Brown in a dark corner.

Some witness said, “They were holding hands and making out in the shadows. She had her hand on his leg.” A little later on, the two got gross again at an after-party. Chris showed up with singer Teyana Taylor, but quickly quit her ass for ole’ baldy. The witness added, “They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana. But he and Amber left separately.

Amber’s contract as Kanye’s bald beard must be up, because bitch is out working the ho stroll for another john and she’s not being too picky. Before you give her the side-eye and a lip smack, look up the prices for a shave and a headshine. That shit isn’t free! A bitch has got to get paid one way or another.

I just hope Kanye West is getting ready to unleash his wrath in the rant of all RANTS dedicated to Chris Brown! If anyone can prove that you can bust a bitch in the eye with a blog post, it’s Kanye. Show us the true power of the CAPS-LOCK key, Kanye!

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