Where Was A Strong Wind When You Needed One?

July 4, 2009 / Posted by:

A few months ago, Heather Mills bought a popular sea kitten restaurant in East Sussex, England and fired all the bitches. Heather queefed that she was going to turn the place into a vegan restaurant. Well, the time has come! Heather opened V-Bites yesterday and the only rotten kipper in the joint is Heather herself!

You know, the name “V-Bites” sounds short for vagina bites. This makes sense since Heather’s cunt does have teeth. Speaking of cunts…..

Heather’s hair is just two snips and a taser attack away from looking just like Kate Gosselin’s electrocuted possum head. Cunty cunts think alike! The Cuntress of the US and The Cuntress of the UK should really join forces and declare world domination. Two cunts are always better than one.

And because this post doesn’t have enough of the “cunt” word….CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT!

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