This Bitch Knows How To Party

July 4, 2009 / Posted by:

The police officers in Torrington, CT are a bunch of fun killers. 41-year-old Mindy Lomento was just trying to get her dick on when the police showed up to break up the fucking fuck fun. Yeah, Mindy was doing it in the woods where everyone could see, but what was a bitch supposed to do? By the looks of her meth face, you know she probably smoked up all her motel money, so she had no choice! Besides, Mother Nature created the woods just so nasty whores could do sex in there. The truth.

Mindy is a freak, because homegirl was caught with two dudes: 34-year-old Gregory WANKlin (the surprised piece in the red t-shirt below) and 24-year-old David Perry (the shirtless hunk below). The bitch who called 911 said they witnessed Mindy doing sex stuff with David Perry. When the cops showed up, they caught Gregory’s dick in Mindy’s coochie jar. They were all arrested for public indecency.

Even though the police are not right, I’m happy Mindy was arrested, because now the world has this beautiful mug shot. It’s obvious why all the peens in the yard want to hit it. They just can’t get enough of Mindy’s orgasm face. And I have a feeling that Mindy’s O face is the same as her OD face. Bitch is my kind.

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