Joey Chestnut Is Triumphant Again!

July 4, 2009 / Posted by:

For the third straight year in a row, Joey Chestnut won Nathan’s Famous July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest today at Coney Island. Joey also set the new world record by swallowing 68 hot dogs (and their buns) in 10-minutes. Joey’s arch rival, Takeru Kobayashi, was hoping to snatch back the crown, but he fell short with 64 dogs. Kobayashi, who is a six-time hot dog eating champion, came in second place. My personal favorite bitch, Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas, beat the female record with 41 dogs.

It’s always hard for me to watch this shit without getting stomach seizures, because they make delicious hot dogs look like something Parasite Hilton’s vag coughed up.

Somewhere in Australia, Tommy Girl is trying to beat Joey’s record by gobbling up 69 juicy weenies and 69 soggy buns in 10-minutes. Tommy can do it!

Clip of Joey’s road to victory below:

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