Are your loins suddenly guiding you closer to the screen? Do you feel like you need to quit your job, throw your man (or woman) out the window, pack up your flavored lube collection and move to Palmdale, CA so you can rest in Debbie Rowe’s mighty arms for the rest of your days? HOLD BACK, because it’s just the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt at work! The howling from the wolves are tempting you to ride Debbie’s glorious moon, but you have to RESIST! You mustn’t give in! Put some ice cubes on your nipples and look away!
You know Debbie is going to wear this under her Big & Tall pantsuit to the custody hearing, so that the three wolves can hypnotize the Jackson family into signing over EVERYTHING. Damn. The butchie is good.
Here’s Debbie wielding the power of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt while doing butt stuff with a horse at her ranch in CA yesterday.