Little People Abuse

July 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Gary Coleman’s giant ginge wife, Shannon Price (don’t even mention it), was arrested at their home in Utah on Wednesday night for midget abuse and acting the fool. TMZ says that the two had some kind of argument. Shannon told Gary to go sit in the “time out” corner, but he wouldn’t listen, so she locked him out of the house and refused to let him in.

Shannon then went into Gary’s room and destroyed everything he loves like his favorite big boy pants, his booster seat and his Cuddle Buddy. Gary called the police and Shannon had some Dlisted-approved words for them when they arrived. According to the report, Shannon called the cop a “fucker” and then followed it up by saying, “fuck you and fuck him!” Obviously, that didn’t go over well with the cops, so she was arrested and shuffled off to jail. She was later released on $1,205 bail.

For why are these two still together? Anybody who saw their wrong asses on Divorce Court or The Ty Ty Baby Show know that they HATE hate HATE each other in the worst possible way. I mean, they’ve never done fucky times together and Gary even threw a printer at Shannon once. If Shannon is using him for his cash, then she’s the worst gold digger of all-time, because I doubt he’s making major bank from selling his Gap Kids khakis on eBay.

It’s a shame that they can’t get along, because they really are a match in Kentucky Derby heaven. With his small stature and her horsey physique, they could go all the way!

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