What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

July 2, 2009 / Posted by:

I fully encourage everyone out there to express your sluttiness through fashion, but making your titties look like a couple of stale cupcakes covered in sugar flowers is not the look. Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud wore this fuggery to her birthday party last night in London. Unless your name is Johnny Weir, you do not wear fringe, mesh and applique flowers together.

And my memaw would not be pleased with this, because it looked like Cheryl ripped apart her favorite living room lamp shade to make this dress.

LOOKING LIKE A PROUD WHORE: Cheryl Cole is doing it wrong.

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