The Photoshop Awards: Shakira’s New Single Cover

July 2, 2009 / Posted by:

They tell me this is Shakira, but it looks more like something you get when you rub Brit Brit and Sasha Fierce together. Actually, I think when you rub those two together you get pork grease, condensed labia leche and bronzer.

Shakira took a crash course in “How To Ho It Up To Sell Records” and I’m all for it. If the video is anything like this single cover then I can’t wait to see what the glittery gays of YouTube are going to do with it. They better have an ice pack on their nuts right now, because their tuck game will have to be on point.


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