Open Post: Hosted By Jersey Girls From The 90s

July 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s a bunch of amazing highlights from a 1994 documentary called Wildwood, NJ. This shit really makes me wish that I grew up in New Jersey! These classy and refined individuals could have taught me so much about life! I wasted my best years at Barbizon, when I could have been educated by the masters of elegance. I mean, the below quote has just been downloaded to my brain area and I will use it as much as possible:

Women always have a strike up on men. We’ve always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we’ve always got the check to cash.”

There’s your new pick-up line and you can easily re-work it a million ways. Try, “Hey, can I cash my check at your check cashing place?” Or “I want to bounce my check on your dick.”

Shit. I may just take a bus to Wildwood this weekend, because I’m sure these ladies are still hanging out at the boardwalk. You know, because it’s different, it’s different. Every night, it’s different.

And I bet you they look exactly the same! My fashions icons.

Although, that skanky bitch at the 2:20 better watch her bangs. I’ll cut them right off if she talks shit about eyebrows again.

VIA Best Week Ever

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