Maybe Mischa Needed Help Wiping?

July 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Mischa Barton’s dealer should slip a Comfort Wipe into her stocking this Christmas, because it sounds like the slag could use some help. The Daily Mail says that the government check version of HoHan (that says everything right there) was kicked out of the bathrooms at Whisky Mist nightclub in London after she tried to bring a friend into the stall with her. The bathroom attendant immediately put a stop to the snortery. One source said, “Mischa looked really pissed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it.

Mischa didn’t let that ruin her fun and she just shuffled into another stall, but her troubles didn’t stop there. Mischa was taking too long, so that pesky bathroom attendant shouted at her to cut it short! The same source added, “At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay. When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up.”

It’s hard enough taking a piss in a public bathroom, but it’s even worse with a toilet whore staring at you while tapping their foot (Larry Craig probably loves that shit). You feel like they are timing your ass and judging your pee pee skills if they don’t hear tinkling. Poor Mischa probably ended up with a bunch of sugar in her eye, because she couldn’t keep the spoon still due to dumb whores knocking on her door! The Comfort Wipe really needs to come out with a version for cokeyheads.

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