This is some “Poor Unfortunate Souls” shit and that is the highest of compliments! I mean, Beth Ditto’s mesmerizing cholita eyebrows are a work of high art! This is the real reason why the Sharpie was invented! Seriously, they should teach this shit in all schools. Fuck 2 + 2, our nation’s children need to know how to achieve stunning brows like this.
Beth is a brave bitch traveling without a couple of Brinks guards, because I know a few hardcore cholas that would cut those things right off! Although, Beth could probably knock them the fuck out just by rolling her dice.
Here’s Beth and her holy eyebrows at the launch of her fashion line in London yesterday with some overgrown Oompa Loompa.