White Oprah Is Still Delusional

July 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Living Lohan only lasted one season and White Oprah tells Life & Style that it was her choice to quit that bitch. Yeah, she wants us to believe that she willingly walked away from a working camera. Don’t shove chalk up my nose and tell me it’s coke!

White Oprah said, “I only did the show to defuse the rumors. And then they wanted us to do these crazy things, like my son cheating on his girlfriend, me faking a pregnancy. I was like, ‘No, no, no! They had ideas that weren’t conducive to our ideas.”

Like we’d believe White Oprah could actually conceive a child. I’m sure Child Protective Services has already confiscated her uterus by law.

The producers probably just asked her to pretend to be a good mother. CRAZY!!!

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