Beam me up, potty. – McLovin
The restroom at the Church of Scientology: the attendant will hold it, shake it and flush it for you – svp
For a truly out-of-this-world experience, let the Trekkie mobile bathroom assistant clean Ur anus and shake Ju peter simultaneously. – Sweetas
Eiffel 65’s new remake “I gotta pee da ba dee da ba dye” – laloser
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