My Stomach Just Fell Out Of My Ass

July 1, 2009 / Posted by:

And this time a double-sided dildo was not involved!

You know, I’m not usually afraid of heights, but this video and the pictures from today’s opening of “The Ledge” on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago practically made my knee caps crack themselves.

The all-glass balconies are suspended 1,353 in the air on the 103rd floor. One ho said, “It’s like walking on ice.” No, it’s like walking to your death. It’s only for kids, because they don’t realize that it’s real life.

I feel sorry for the janitors, because think of all the pee pee, caca, vomit and internal organs they will have to clean up.

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