Just In Time For Lunch!!!

July 1, 2009 / Posted by:

No, this isn’t lost footage from Katie Couric’s colon cam. It’s also not a clip from Tommy Girl’s sex tape or shots of Parasite Hilton’s used tampon. It’s video from a sewer cam in North Carolina of something that will haunt my stomach for days to come. Fuck lunch. Fuck dinner. Fuck eating. And fuck toilets too, because I know this dark-sided shit beast has the power to crawl up and pay your ass a visit. There’s no room in my ass for more grossness. I’m sorry.

Gawker says that the creature of my nightmares is nothing but a mound of worms who have attached themselves to roots. Knowing this still didn’t curb my dry heaves. The damage is done.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >