Is there anything The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s own Danielle Staub can’t do? Coke whore, kidnapper, stripper, accidental amateur porn star and now…….SOAP ACTRESS EXTRAORDINAIRE! Above is Danielle’s scene on All My Children back in 2001 before she got effed in the face with a Botox needle. Danielle played Maura, Jackson Montgomery’s dinner date. Danielle even had a moment with Josh Duhamel! You know she’s telling everyone at The Chateau that she once starred in a hit primetime TV show with the guy from Transformers.
My favorite part is when Jackson says, “Do the words long dry spell mean anything to you?” Um. Jackson, do the words “PROSTITUTION WHORE-AH” mean anything to you? Maura will moisten your desert crotch for a stack of twenties. The “wining and dining” part is not necessary.