Courtney Love Wants To Fatten Up

July 1, 2009 / Posted by:

When this picture of Courtney Love looking like a used q-tip covered in ear jizz made the rounds, everyone figured the only thing she was eating was Dexatrim, cigarette ash and the smegma underneath her nails (chock full of protein!). Well, you figured right. In an interview with Grazia (via The Daily Mail), Court says she needs to start eating food things.

Court said she’s been ordered by a doctor to put on some chunk, ” I know I’ve got too skinny. I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month. I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs, I thought I looked hot!My doctor gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating. I need to start working out again. It’s the stress – you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers.

Here’s the answer, Court: The money went up your nose and is dancing through your nervous system. It ain’t coming back and it’s not sending you a post card. It’s time to throw the money a “Goodbye Forever” party at Outback. EAT THAT, please!

And Court’s skinny-itis is more serious than I thought. Here’s some pictures of her trolling NYC last night looking like something found in the roof gutters of Grey Gardens. Notice that her eyebrows have started eating at themselves, because they are hongray! Court, please start eating for the sake of your eyebrows!

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