Callate La Boca

July 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Open wide, it’s time for a large serving of CUNT STEW. Actually, this time it’s CUNT PAELLA, because Fishsticks Paltrow is taking us to Spain! It’s like her second home (Hell being her first). In true Fishsticks fashion, she couldn’t just say “I LOVE SPAIN.” No, she had to add that the United States sucks dirty ass, because there’s not a building here that was made before 1991.

In an interview with the Associated Press (done entirely in Spanish, of course), Fishy yapped, “It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible. Also, the way people live over there. They seem to enjoy life a little bit more. They aren’t running around as much as in New York. They enjoy time with the family. They don’t always have their Blackberries on.”

Fishsticks really knows EVERYTHING about Spain. On Sunday afternoons, Pedro Almodovar takes Spanish lessons from Fishy so he can be even more “Spanish-ier.” It’s true.

In possibly related news, the entire population of Spain just moved to Antarctica.

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