The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 29th!

June 30, 2009 / Posted by:

New from Katie Price: The Head Roll. Convenient for wiping away tears about your failed marriage AND wiping jizz from your chin during drunken escapades. – jazzfish_77


Just when you thought professor Wang couldn’t look anymore ridiculous with the pocket protector and coke bottle lenses on his glasses, he throws an ass wipe hat on. – hobie59

Inventors testing out a machine designed to wipe the GOOP spewing out of Gwyneth Paltrow’s mouth. – beastie

Is it Year of the Charmin already? – Master Blaster

Thanks Ben

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