No More Dogs For Wino

June 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Amy Wino is the unofficial island mother of St. Lucia and has become one with the locals including the stray dogs. The dogs are probably drawn to Wino because her crotch area always smells like rotten brisket in an empty tuna can.

Wino has been bringing back every dog she meets to her rented villa at the Cotton Bay complex, but management has put a stop to it and closed down her makeshift kennel. They are afraid that the flea-ridden beasts will infect the other guests. Yeah, sure, blame it on the poor mutts. It’s well know that Wino’s body has been the most popular vacation spot for fleas, ticks, scabies, etc…. You know her snatch shrub has more bed bugs on it than a mattress on the street. And the dogs get blamed!

A source told The Sun, “Management initially turned a blind eye to what Amy was doing. But she’s adopted about five or six dogs now. They’re all strays, without the proper vaccinations and they all have fleas. The management did not want the risk of any of the fleas infecting any of the other rooms. So they got a firm of fumigators in to blitz Amy’s quarters and told her not to bring any more animals on site.

I guess that means Wino’s crackhive better cancel its travel plans then. And did they fumigate Wino as well? Homegirl kind of needs to be tarped like a house for a few weeks.

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