Morning Wood

June 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Michael Jackson’s image will forever live on the pristine skin of Jodie Marsh Holy Moly!

Diane Keaton better lock herself in the safe house until further notice – SOW

The bitch who got dumped on The Bachelor is trying the whole “engagement” thing again – Popeater

Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard should switch hair – Socialite Life

Little Lord Ty Ty The Bastardly

The hairless wonder in one of Tommy Girl’s party outfits again – I’m Not Obsessed

Eddie Van Halen got married – ICYDK

I think Usher should start by checking if Tameka has a real uterus or not – Celebitchy

Megan Fox as a brain-eating zombie. This is fitting since my brain eats away at itself whenever I read one of her quotes – Popoholic

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