Excuse Me ‘Mam, But There’s A Squirrel In Your Titty Area

June 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Squirrels usually pop out of panties, but I’ve never heard of one popping out of a ho’s cleavage before. The cops in Ohio were interrogating a bitch about a murder when a furry friend jumped out to say “Heeeeeelp me.” The lady didn’t miss a beat and popped that squirrel back in like she was playing a game of Whack-A-Mole.

The police aren’t sure what the deal is with the squirrel and they didn’t ask. FOR WHY?! This is a question you ask! If a fucking squirrel jumps out of a person’s shirt, you ask that bitch where it came from. I mean, maybe the mommy squirrel was in between her nalgas and the daddy squirrel was chilling out under her fopa.

You know Aretha Franklin is snorting at this, because she probably has a whole petting zoo in between her magnificent chichis.

P.S. – That squirrel is definitely not happy.

VIA Buzzfeed

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