Two Hot Pieces In One Day

June 29, 2009 / Posted by:

On Saturday, Zachary Quinto was out in Malibu with two different dudes at two different times. SLUT! Earlier in the day, Zachary got pizza with some trick. You know what that means? They are totally stuffing each other’s crusts. Two grown-men don’t get pizza together unless they are spreading dick butter on each other’s nalgas.

A couple of hours later, Zachary and another dude hung out with their shirts off on the beach. Obviously, later in the day, Zachary exfoliated his friend’s face by rubbing his sandy balls over it. I mean, two grown-men also can’t sit together on a beach unless….you know the rest.

And on a totally serious note, I hope Zachary sprayed a little Sun-In on his chest pubes while he was sunbathing. Since it’s Summer, I feel like his titty bush could use some blonde highlights or something.

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