The News Of The World Made It All Up

June 29, 2009 / Posted by:

This weekend, The News of the World came out with an ASTONISHING and SHOCKING (their words) interview with Debbie Rowe where she revealed that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of his kids and that she didn’t want custody. Well, that interview will soon be available in the fiction section of a Barnes & Nobles, because it was made of lies. That’s what Debbie’s lawyer is screaming anyway. He told Radar Online, “The interview did not occur. The article is a complete fabrication.” Or maybe The News of the World’s check bounced?

So just forget you read that entire interview! Glamour yourself so that the pristine and innocent image you have of Debbie Rowe can remain intact. Bubbles probably called NOTW all the way from Florida and pretended to be her ass. He never liked her.

In related news, Michael Jackson’s mother Katherine has just been given temporary guardianship of his three children. She filed papers in L.A. this morning saying she is their paternal memaw and that they are living with her right now. Katharine is also asking for guardianship over the kids’ estates.

There will be a petition hearing on August 3rd. August 3rd will also be the date that Joe Jackson debuts his new pop supergroup THE JACKSON 3 featuring Blanket, Paris and Prince Michael. You know it’s true.

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