That puppy’s eyes are broadcasting to anyone who will listen: “This hag is either going to eat me or trade me in for a speedball. Save. Me.” And that puppeh has every reason to be afraid. I mean, what crack house toilet did Mischa Barton crawl out of? I’m all for the 4-day-old eye make-up look, but Mischa is not wearing it well. The world already has one Courtney Love.
Here’s the girl from The Sixth Sense terrorizing puppies at the opening of Harrods’ summer sale in London yesterday.