Morning Wood

June 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Nothing says true love (or high-class affair) like a giant sidewalk portrait – Socialite Life

Vadge shows off her new limited-edition babypack – Celebitchy

Sorry Chuck Bass, your luscious carpet of chest hair isn’t going to distract from that humongous pimple on your precious face – SOW

Bernie Madoff will get out of jail when he’s like 200 years old or something – Gawker

Lady CaCa needs to wipe those cholita eyebrows from her oinky face at once! – Holy Moly!

Chris Brown should be thankful that he’s not doing a Michael Jackson tribute in the middle of a prison cafeteria – I’m Not Obsessed

Understatement of the century – ICYDK

Get ready to jack it until your genitals fall off, because a John Edwards sex tape is cumming – NYDN

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