Nothing says true love (or high-class affair) like a giant sidewalk portrait – Socialite Life
Vadge shows off her new limited-edition babypack – Celebitchy
Sorry Chuck Bass, your luscious carpet of chest hair isn’t going to distract from that humongous pimple on your precious face – SOW
Bernie Madoff will get out of jail when he’s like 200 years old or something – Gawker
Lady CaCa needs to wipe those cholita eyebrows from her oinky face at once! – Holy Moly!
Chris Brown should be thankful that he’s not doing a Michael Jackson tribute in the middle of a prison cafeteria – I’m Not Obsessed
Understatement of the century – ICYDK
Get ready to jack it until your genitals fall off, because a John Edwards sex tape is cumming – NYDN
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