Karl And The Three Toes

Oh, how I wish this was a promo shot for Crypt Karl’s new pop group. Unfortunately, it’s not. Karl somehow found himself in between a trio of sloppy camel toes at the premiere of Totally Spies in Paris last night.

If Karl’s organs still worked, he probably would have busted an artery over having to pose with these three BBCT (big beautiful camel toes). Now, it’s not the giant toes that bother Karl, it’s the fact that they are so sloppy and fat! After these pictures were taken, Karl probably yelled at the puss bulges and told them to “lose ze weight.” The poor fatty toes probably ran to the nearest toilet to barf, because Karl gave them such a complex. They won’t eat sausage for weeks! Leave it to Karl to make a vagina bulimic and anorexic. Pussyrexic!