Since Nicolette Sheridan is no longer whoring up Desperate Housewives, they are in dire need of a resident slut, so they decided to cast Drea de Matteo (that’s Adriana La Cerva to most of you hos) as a ho-ey matriarch of a new Italian family. EW’s Michael Ausiello says that Drea will stick around all next season and they are currently trying to find a piece to play her husband.
While I enjoyed Drea’s work in Prey For Rock & Roll and Joey (served on a bed of scalding hot sarcasm), she is not worthy of filling Edie’s vibrator. Or should I say she’s not worthy of being filled by Edie’s vibrator.
You know what shit show Drea would be perfect on? The Real Housewives of New Jersey! Fuck that Wisteria Lane bullshit. Danielle needs a partner in fuckery and Drea is just the one! Together they can destroy Grandma Wrinkle’s twin and her sister Don Vito Caroline.