Billy Mays Probably Died From Heart Disease

June 29, 2009 / Posted by:

The coroner in Tampa, FL held a press conference today where he said that Billy Mays most likely died from a pulmonary embolism. He went on to say that “Billy Mays had an enlarged heart, a thickening of the wall of the ventricle which takes blood to the heart.” An official cause of death won’t be announced for a few more weeks when all the test results come in.

The day before his death, Billy was a passenger on a US Airways flight that had a bad landing which caused some stuff to fall on his head. Right after news of Billy’s death punched us all in the soul, the FAA issued a statement to TMZ saying that he wasn’t wearing a seat belt at the time. They later took back the statement by saying they never said it. Translation: We know we weren’t right for saying that shit in the first place.

I guess it’s not much of a surprise seeing as though Billy shouted more than my abuelita during a children’s birthday party. You know what they say, “Don’t shout so much or you may…” You know. Sads. Hopefully, Billy is up there in heaven YELLING at everyone!!!!!

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