BloatHan

June 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Usually, you only see pristine creatures like this roaming the side streets of Panama City Beach, FL picking up discarded cigarette butts in the gutter while looking for a peen to blow. But Las Vegas got a treat (and a trick) when HoHan showed up to the MGM Grand looking like she had just been released by the PCB PD after spending the night on a concrete bed.

HoHan was there to celebrate her (brace yourself….hold on to something….seriously) TWENTY-THIRD BIRTHDAY. Bitch looks more like a 40-something seasoned hooker celebrating her 23rd year on the ho stroll.

When I first saw this picture of HoHan, I immediately got flashes of this hot bitch:

Although, I don’t think HoHan’s swollen belly is due to a human baby friend. Well, she could be pregnant with an 8-ball, but I just think it’s a case of good old desperation bloat. Getting her picture in a tabloid magazine this week will ease that shit.

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