Brit Brit truly looked more beautiful than ever as she visited one of her churches in West Hollywood yesterday. I mean, the hair that looks like it escaped from the back of a Department of Sanitation truck and the “day-shift stripper after getting a manicure” flip-flops….etc… This almost looks like the olden days, except with less crazy. And she has a brarawn (copyright: Jill Zarin). Cheesus! It’s a miracle!
Brit was escorted to St. Starbucks by her agent/clitty tickler Jason Trawick. Is it just me (and my bong) or does Brit’s Cheeto thumper kind of look like Sam from True Blood? If you squint your eyes and shake like a MaryAnn quake, he kind of does. Right?