Open Post: Hosted By Hurricane Chris

June 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Where can I get an application for the Louisiana House of Representatives? Because if you’re not taking naps while politicians discuss boring stuff, you’re being entertained by the likes of Hurricane Chris!

Hurricane Chris was invited by the House to perform his song “Halle Berry (She’s So Fine).” The only thing missing was a pair of nalga shakers in sequined gold coochie cutters working it on the desk! I was totally waiting for the hot bitch on the right to get out of her chair and start grinding it like her car payment is due.

This is how all government meetings should be. They should have to express their arguments through song. It would be like Cop Rock!

By the way, I’ve watched this 5 times and still have no clue as to why this happened in real life.

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