The L.A. County Coroner held a press conference today where he said that it will take 4-6 more weeks before they know the official cause of Michael Jackson’s death. Michael’s autopsy was completed, but they need to do more toxicology tests to know for sure. The Coroner also said that there were no signs of any external trauma to Michael’s body and they don’t suspect foul play. He did say that Michael was taking prescription pills, but he can’t say for sure what he was taking until the tests come back. Also, Michael was pronounced dead by the doctors at the hospital.
Those are the facts for now. There are a million rumors running everywhere (google it, you dumb fuck) about what he was taking. MJ’s old doctor, Deepak Chopra, told CNN that he heard a shot of Demerol caused him to go into cardiac arrest. The cops are also confirmed that they looking to speak to Michael Jackson’s in-house doctor who tried to revive him before the paramedics arrived. The doctor dude is currently MIA.
So…four more weeks. Or more! Is there enough kitten videos on YouTube to get me through it? I think I’ve already seen them all. Every time I read some sad stuff, I look for another kitten video to watch. I’ll have to move on to bunnies, puppies and ferrets. No, scratch that last one. I’ll never go that far.