Conan Gets A Face Full Of Bruno Crotch

June 26, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re ever around Bruno, there’s a huge chance that he will put his musty sausage cheese balls and crushed hamburger buns in your face without any kind of notice. Last night on The Tonight Show, he did just that to Conan O’Brien. Conan played a long, but you know the words “I Quit This Bitch” were dangling on the tip of his tongue.

You know, while watching Conan getting scissored by Bruno, I thought to myself that he would look so pretty sitting in the middle of Home Depot with a flannel on. You know where I’m going with this. Conan could totally pass for a lipstick version of Rojo Caliente! I’d let him slap with a strap-on any day, anytime! Anyrojomakesmynipplesburns, Bruno’s old trick is at the 9:10 mark in the video above.

And here’s some pictures of Bruno at the L.A. premiere last night. If Tommy Girl was the Secretary of Defense, this would be the official (and only) uniform of the military.

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