Would You Hit It?

June 25, 2009 / Posted by:

This is a serious question! I know Brad Garrett pisses douchewater and his shit is extra shitty, but the slut gene in my body can’t help but tingle every time I see pictures of him. Don’t waste your time calling Dr. Drew. I’m not looking to be cured of my adicktion.

Part of me thinks that Brad is hung like a canister vac, but I don’t have any proof of this. I know he probably grows hair on his peen lips and his asshole coughs up hairballs, but that’s what NADS is for. Spread a little on his dick mouth, squirt a little up his b-hole and there you go! Hair gone.

I bet Brad also grunts, snorts and farts during fucky times. That kind of does things to me. UGH! Maybe you should call Dr. Drew after all…..

Here’s Big Foot Brad in Hawaii yesterday with his current bone buddy.

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