The Boy Whose Heart Was Killed By Megan Fox Has Been Found (Maybe)

June 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Remember the little cherub boy who was shut down by Megan Fox after he tried to give her a precious yellow rose? Well, he didn’t jump off a bridge after realizing there’s no reason to live anymore if Megan Fox can’t even glance his way. No, he’s alive and well (the well part is up for discussion). And he’s been found! Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully.

A few days ago, Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to any bitch who could accurately identify the adorable butterball! Throw a little coin in and bitches will do whatever it takes! The price of the good shit is going up.

Gawker got a tip from a reader who claims to be a Facebook friend of the 11-year-old British boy who goes by the name Harvii. YES. HARVII! Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Harvii obviously needs a reality show with Harvey Price. Flowers From Harvii & HARVEY is ratings gold! They can travel the world handing out flowers to skanky celebrities. Vh1, get on this!

Below are a couple of screen shots from Harvii’s Facebook page. You can judge for yourself if this is the boy. I know his profile says he was born in 1983, but if you’re under the age of 13, you have to lie your age to get on Facebook. Oooooh. I don’t know if Megan Fox likes LIARS!

And ignore the seventh thumbnail of him posing with a geisha pig creature thing. I won’t hold that against him.

Also, if you’re a straight man, you can stop trying to gain an extra 50lbs. You can also return that dyke mullet wig you bought at the costume shop. The search might be over.

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