Simon Cowell’s Fur Pies Could Be Worth Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars

June 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Simon Cowell is about to trump Oprah as the highest paid pussycat on TV. Last year, Oprah reportedly made a total of $275 million. If a new deal goes through, Simon’s nipples will soon be squirting gold leche.

The New York Post says that Simon is in talks with British billionaire Sir Philip Green to start a new production company that will create TV shows in the UK and the US. On top of that, Simon’s contract with American Idol is up for re-negotiation and you know he’s going to milk those hos dry. A source said that Simon’s new contract with Idol will “make him the best-paid star of TV.

There’s no way Oprah is going to sit on her diamond-studded throne and just let this happen. Don’t be surprised if you see Gayle King on the ho stroll selling ass in a spandex mini-skirt and leather pasties. Homegirl is going to have to contribute to the family fortune!

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